Mommy: Will you please eat another bite of your dinner?
Mae: (shakes her head)
Mae: No, my mouth is closed tonight.
After waking from a nap in which the first snow of the year fell….
Mommy: I have a surprise for you. Go look out the window.
Mae: OOOOHHHHH!!!!! Its CHRISTMAS.
Mommy: (sorry sweets…not quite)
Standing at the window watching Eddie pull up to the house with a deer in the back of the truck.
Mae: Mommy! Look! Deer.
Mommy: Yes. Daddy killed at deer this morning and he is bringing it home.
Mae: Thank you Daddy. I LOVE IT!
After going outside to see and touch the deer that Eddie killed this weekend.
Mae: MOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYY! (holding out her hand that had a hint of deer blood on it)
Mae: Look. I died.